I couldn't help but read it in Duffman's voice.

Or the Thanksgiving episode where they participate in a focus group and Hank has to defend his mother and (more importantly) his mower from Cotton.

My libido has been terminated.

Nah, I just remembered I won't be here tomorrow, so it doesn't really affect me at all.

Wait, The Carrie Diaries is back?
And you're not covering it anymore?

Sounds like a good idea at first but reveals himself to be kind of disappointing, is a closeted-homosexual.
Check and check!

Wear tights. Check
Involved in extra-legal activities. Check
Get the fox at the end. Check

So Robin Hood is the English Batman? or is Batman the American Robin Hood?

Where have you been all my life?

It makes Orfeu's catty girlfriend all the more bearable (and her cleavage all the more bounciful).

I have time for another glass before my next think—-session.

Heh, for a moment that interrupted frame made that woman look like Louise Belcher in my head.
I've got time for another drink before my next class.

I thought I would like last.fm, but now I resent it.

I don't know what I was expecting with that tumblr link, but I was still surprised.

I missed it. What happened?

Rightfully so.

Eh, I leave the television on sometimes for white noise or to have something mildly-distracting in the background and it's the one show that I can honestly say I've never had any interest in watching despite the amount of time devoted to it. Hell, I watched all of Till Death twice, so you know my standards are pretty…

Rules of Engagement, I think? That sucker gets rerun so much I confuse it with Just Shoot Me.

Huh, that's how I felt about Sunny when I started watching Season 3. Fantastic episode after fantastic episode which got me instantly hooked.

Please, real faith means giving the show a full second season and a largely ignored feature film which people will dismiss as straight-to-dvd years later.
It's Reno 911.