Who would play Hedwige? 
I'd be interested to see the sewer scenes and the explanation of the priest's love affair with Veronica. And Vheissu. Fuck, now you got me all excited.

Here ya go:

Iron Man 5: Weekend at Tony's

Many years later, in front of the robot firing squad, Tony Stark would remember that distant afternoon when he told his roomba to go back for ice.

You know I did, @avclub-b476828992f393a09339cf6270d30aa8:disqus . Although, this season has been strangely bereft of Magnitude. Here's hoping he shows up as a Maggie-esque toddler who's signature "Pop-pop" is substituted by a similar pacifier-like signature.

That was the only beat that I felt was off: I think that if the actress (or the editor) had waited just a second and a half longer, it would have been the right amount. But her taking it and then rejecting it outright seemed just a bit rushed.

In my day, you never had to feel weird about ogling or judging teenagers in movies or TV because they all self-reflexively made fun of the casting norms.

I was going to make a Gemini joke based on your avatar picture, but then I remembered that those were male twins.
Welcome, we hope to see you around.

(Breaks leg, dies)
Exeunt

Synergetically hot.

One of the best interpretations of Macbeth that I've seen (on film) is the 'round performance featuring McKellen and Dench in the titular roles. It is also the moment when I came to fear and admire Judi Dench and her acting abilities.

Jesus Christ, Nick entering the conversation was the weirdest, smoothest and most natural thing I could have expected form his character (and everyone else) at this point. That and, "I had already consumed the mushrooms" and the reactions following it had me chuckling for a few minutes after the episode ended.

Maybe it was her hairdo, a strange mix of fin-de-siècle Victorian and New-Wave punk. Also, her more childish-than-usual reactions. Winston's was the most convincing, especially in the way that he kept rearranging himself once the hookers entered the room. I thought, "Damn, that young actor really caught Winston's…

The Philosophy of Decomposition? 
I'm bad with wordplay.

I'm just going to throw this out there, but seeing as how Joe's out and he was the vital link between the show and Poe, next season should be about another literary figure. My recommendations: Robert Frost, Walt Whitman, Amy Clampitt, Marianne Moore, Maya Angelou, Charles Bukowski.

Your craft is FLAWED!

Excitement! Expectations! I can't wait, you guys. See you in a few.

That is truly disheartening, especially since I never really learned how to play either of those games.

Oh Stingo, whoever you may be, I salute you. After a string of disappointing dead-ends, a frustrated personal life and a general souring to my basic social skills, I think it's time to unwind and…but enough about me.

To be fair, "GAY SERIAL KILLER MINIONS" pretty much sealed the deal.