I'm not so much savvy as I am careful with any messages I send electronically (these posts included), so I can't relate. I will say that this sort of thing does happen to me during conversation. 
Why didn't you just call it off or admit it was for his daughter?
Also, what the hell are you doing up so late/early? It's…

You shouldn't worry. I'm like this right now because I'm a less than stellar student. While others have been doing lame things like keeping up with their readings and finishing their assignments on time, I've been relaxing and shooting the breeze, leaving everything for the last minute. Besides, I'm getting into my…

Yeah, I've resigned myself to another sleepless night given the amount of work I theoretically have to finish by thursday. So you're not going to give me a kick-ass scar? *stands with feet awkwardly placed, hunched, right hand on left shoulder*

1. Mad MEN
There, I disagreed with your post.
Now try to make it near the chest area, because I want to have a cool story for when summer comes around.

If ZMF can't show up, I vote we let Professor Irwin Cory accept the award on his behalf.

4chan, pick your poison and try not to sound like a newf#g. You know, @The_Tuna, in the span of a year, I went from being a newbie to a regular to an oldie to a newbie again on that site. 
But yes, Iron Giant is worthy of cult status, and for every person I've met who hasn't seen it I've met two who absolutely love it.

You would think that some people would be rational and considerate of other people's  opinions, but some people just want to watch the world, and your patience, burn.

I need two more weeks, this one and the next. Work is piling up. I still need to read ~100 pages for tomorrow, plus I need to write a paper due and study for an exam both on thursday. What's that? Why am I here? Well, let me tell you something,…
*runs out like a maniac, reaches for books*

Oh Pilot, you over-estimate my technological capabilities.
I will say there was one genuinely funny moment during the episode, but it quickly became buried in a barrage of garbage and amusing slapstick. It was, how do you say, meh?

Oh Pilot, you over-estimate my technological capabilities.
I will say there was one genuinely funny moment during the episode, but it quickly became buried in a barrage of garbage and amusing slapstick. It was, how do you say, meh?

To be fair, they're mostly girls who I meet at parties and going out who have very little to say about it, and many more who have never seen it. I don't know if it's the sci-fi aspect of it, or the preteen protagonist, or the general Cold War tone of it all, but there are people who have never given it a chance. I try…

It always surprises me when I meet people who have either never seen it or who have negative opinions about it. It isn't really obscure or polarizing, is it?
Whoa, 1999? I must have been 11 when I first watched it.

It's ok, Semi. You are not a machine. You have a choice to back down. Choose!
It's been forever since I saw that movie, but I know the ending gets to me every time.

How could the reviewer forget about Fili and Kili? They're the heart and soul of the entire book!

Oh my god…
META!

Did anyone see Adventure Time's new episode tonight? I missed it and have to find it online somewhere.

"They ate me! A motherfucking shark ate me!" sez Rachel Weisz, in my head, seductively…

"They ate me! A motherfucking shark ate me!" sez Rachel Weisz, in my head, seductively…

They made a gritty remake of Deep Blue Sea? AND it starred Rachel Weisz?

They made a gritty remake of Deep Blue Sea? AND it starred Rachel Weisz?