You bastards, we over on the west coast don't get this for another hour!

You bastards, we over on the west coast don't get this for another hour!

I hear the pitter-patter of the beginning if a fan-fic. In any case, I love your reasoning of the logic behind this scenario. NEEERRRRRRRRRDDDDD RECOGNIIIITIOOOOOOOON!

I hear the pitter-patter of the beginning if a fan-fic. In any case, I love your reasoning of the logic behind this scenario. NEEERRRRRRRRRDDDDD RECOGNIIIITIOOOOOOOON!

What? I peed in front of that guy. I let him give me a back rub. I…Suddenly, that sculpting session we had makes a lot more sense.

I finally came up with a good title for a sequel no one wants:
Cloud Atlas 2: Eclectic Boogaloo

William Henry Harrison Rises: Pneumonia Harder

William Henry Harrison Rises: Pneumonia Harder

Oh yes, I see what you mean. The Daleks have more of a dry, frank humour to them, while the Cybermen border on vaudeville at times.

Oh yes, I see what you mean. The Daleks have more of a dry, frank humour to them, while the Cybermen border on vaudeville at times.

I thought it was just accepted knowledge that the Daleks would totally wreck the Cybermen's shiny metal asses. And what would happen if they faced off against the Angels?

I thought it was just accepted knowledge that the Daleks would totally wreck the Cybermen's shiny metal asses. And what would happen if they faced off against the Angels?

I have never watched this show, and I gotta be honest with you: it doesn't look like I'm missing much. Sort of how I never watched the Office (U.S.) and don't plan on doing it. 
Now, if they gave that ridiculous hair/hat thing its own show, maybe I'd be interested.
A plucky hair band in the big city, no money, nowhere…

I have never watched this show, and I gotta be honest with you: it doesn't look like I'm missing much. Sort of how I never watched the Office (U.S.) and don't plan on doing it. 
Now, if they gave that ridiculous hair/hat thing its own show, maybe I'd be interested.
A plucky hair band in the big city, no money, nowhere…

What the fuck? Ben & Kate and New Girl aren't on tonight? 
So you mean I rushed back home for nothing?

In her/his (still not sure) defense, that segment was brutal.

In her/his (still not sure) defense, that segment was brutal.

"The second season seems like a good time to focus on everyone else by giving us something—anything—about them to care about. It’d be ideal to have this show transform into a sitcom with a successful and thoroughly enjoyable ensemble cast (which many shows have done in later season) but honestly, I’d even settle for…

"The second season seems like a good time to focus on everyone else by giving us something—anything—about them to care about. It’d be ideal to have this show transform into a sitcom with a successful and thoroughly enjoyable ensemble cast (which many shows have done in later season) but honestly, I’d even settle for…

I can stay away from murder, but eating eachother is a different case altogether.
That may be the bourbon talking.