Liked for the tapped potential from the ever-vigilant double-entendre vultures. Response for the layering of your wordplay.

Liked for the tapped potential from the ever-vigilant double-entendre vultures. Response for the layering of your wordplay.

I like those days. I almost expect to be greeted by a halo of light above the horizon's rim.
And shit, i just realized that my response to olivececile could have been a haiku, with some tweaking.

I like those days. I almost expect to be greeted by a halo of light above the horizon's rim.
And shit, i just realized that my response to olivececile could have been a haiku, with some tweaking.

Yeah, I never really got into the Office, a fact which I attributed to my never having worked in that environment. Most of the social-humour and employment-politics left me cold. I have been watching the new season, though, and the 2nd golden bit, for me, is the clapping runner from the Andy's ancestry episode.

Yeah, I never really got into the Office, a fact which I attributed to my never having worked in that environment. Most of the social-humour and employment-politics left me cold. I have been watching the new season, though, and the 2nd golden bit, for me, is the clapping runner from the Andy's ancestry episode.

For conjugal relief, I presume?

For conjugal relief, I presume?

She sells seashells on the….aaaaand she just got swept away…

She sells seashells on the….aaaaand she just got swept away…

Some men
just want to watch the world burn.
I am one of those men.
But you are absolutely right.

Some men
just want to watch the world burn.
I am one of those men.
But you are absolutely right.

The first and absolute best cold open from the Office that I have seen is the Recyclops bit. Something about the simplicity of the idea and the development of its fallout, coupled with what I later learned was Jim's apathetic-commentary-voice-of-choice, seemed almost hilarious to me. Now I know better, and now I can…

The first and absolute best cold open from the Office that I have seen is the Recyclops bit. Something about the simplicity of the idea and the development of its fallout, coupled with what I later learned was Jim's apathetic-commentary-voice-of-choice, seemed almost hilarious to me. Now I know better, and now I can…

In my experience, you don't need an excuse to get shitfaced, although it makes it easier to hide your shitty life when everyone else is panicking. It's kind of like when everyone lost their money and you were still poor as hell and stuck at the back of the pub, or was that just me?

In my experience, you don't need an excuse to get shitfaced, although it makes it easier to hide your shitty life when everyone else is panicking. It's kind of like when everyone lost their money and you were still poor as hell and stuck at the back of the pub, or was that just me?

Over in San Diego, nothing but sweet waves and chill breezes, perfect for an evening at the beach, and…(peers off into the distance)…the fuck is that?

Over in San Diego, nothing but sweet waves and chill breezes, perfect for an evening at the beach, and…(peers off into the distance)…the fuck is that?

God I needed that laugh. And just when I was about to start working on it. (I work best when I'm away from the old computer, I've discovered.)

In his defense, "General" sounds way better than "General Electric"