Hey Crono, uh…
Ayla….
you hit that?

Hey Crono, uh…
Ayla….
you hit that?

If he ends up doing "White Chicks 2," then he will have to play second banana to a white girl

I wonder who will be responsible for comment #100,000…
And what combination of diseases and deficiencies we will inevitably end up calling it?

Your hubris is enviable, which is why I will relate this to you:
Last year, I was taking a class on the Latin American short story, and the night before the final term paper was due (~30% of our grade), I had yet to put pen to paper. I had a very clear idea of what I was going to write, but I had not formulated the…

Talk to me about Sputnik….the Beatles….tell me about Woodstock….

I got a little bit of everything, which is useless, utterly inconsequential, like this life, and these words. 
Fuck it, I'm gonna go get me a drink,

Alright, here goes:
I am currently half-way through my second reading of Beckett's trilogy (I first read it 2 years ago) for a class ("We must go deeper") and am already buzzing. Should I 
A.) Continue reading, either with the buzz or waiting until the buzz subsides,
B.) Continue reading while ingesting copious amounts…

Robot everything else would solve a lot of my personal problems, but robot legs leaves the possibility of football in the groin. Tough decision indeed!

In Brasil, we are now developing a dance so sensual it will make sex look like church!

"If you think you're alive, then you're better off dead."

The only thing cuter than that is that turtle from China that I keep hearing about.

But "Elmo knows where you live!"

I'd rather be an amazing dancer because of the agility and nimbleness. Although "amazing singer" does remind me of the Amazing Spiderman, so I'm trying to imagine a scenario where a radioactive Maria Callas would bite me.

I read that as "Threw off his glove" and became momentarily interested in the projected smackdown which played out in my mind.

Well, I'm actually from OC and it's the same over there, but since I started attending college at SD, I've been catching these treasured reruns more and more.

In other news, San Diego Fox is really getting some mileage out of showing the 8th season of The Simpsons. Today was "Burns, Baby Burns". I have to say, Rodney Dangerfield's voice really does offer a lot of comedic good sentiment. The beginning is really not that impressive, but a few of the gags throughout are…

MITT ROMNEY HATES DENTAL PLANS!

If that were at all effective then my deli would be the talk of the town. 
As such, it is the talk of the public health department.

Oh yeah,
I just watched "Homer's Enemy" for the first time in ages last night.
Solid episode, some jokes land, others fall flat, and Homer shows a conscious concern for the way Grimes views him, but ultimately precipitates him to have a nervous breakdown. 
Also, "Pigs tend to chew. I'd say he eats more like a duck."