I find both Trump and Cruz reprehensible, but I'd take Cruz over Trump any day. At least Cruz, as a bar-certified lawyer, at a bare minimum understands the concept of legality. Whereas Trump simply does not understand what a president can and cannot do.

Teti's words. It was in the comments to some other writer's article, if I recall.

Speaking of politics, what happened to the AV Club's "nonpartisan" coverage of the media's election coverage?

Kick-ass Lovage song, too.

Don't JUDGE him.

He's not allowed to have feelings because every time I see him I think I'm looking at Phillip Seymour Hoffman, and that makes me sad.

DAMN IT, WE DESERVE MORE ATMOSPHERIC VERISIMILITUDE. AND BULLSEYE. WHERE THE FUCK IS BULLSEYE??

Foggy = Skyler
Karen = Walter Jr.

I didn't buy that scene because you had guys blindly returning fire through frosted glass instead of just ducking and running out of the room.

The people search function is useful for figuring out if you know someone who knows someone who works for an employer you're interested in so maybe you can network with that person over coffee. To which the overwhelmingly most likely response is dead silence.

More than anything you've picked out of your magic bag of lazy Internet sarcasm.

For an album featuring Fred Durst, Tom Morello and post-Justice James Hetfield, I'm surprised Antipop is not a much, much worse album than it is.

Speaking of self-expression, you seem to be having a bit of trouble with it yourself.

What a sad state of affairs when concern about freedom of expression is now the exclusive domain of the "right-wing." I'd say it's shocking, but really, it's not.

Actually, I have. I also have many relatives who fled there, including a few who risked drowning or being eaten by sharks to escape, and they'd tell you much the same thing.

So this how the current leader of the free world kicks off his "Nixon goes to China" moment — by voluntarily appearing in a regime-censor-approved "comedy" show in a depressing totalitarian nation where humor is basically against the law.

ROFLMAO

But when staff-wide layoffs come, he'll be gone way before Lois because Diversity™.

I always assumed it was a hyper-conglomerate like GE or Mitsubishi, with holdings in all sorts of different sectors. Bruce Wayne himself probably couldn't tell you everything it does.

I'm sure they don't get paid six figures for working 9 to 5, but it's probably not that bad, or else no one would do it.