The Academy should just take a cue from The AV Club and invite a couple Harlem Globetrotters to stop by their office. I mean, based on the video, that increased AVC's minority representation in the staff by 100%.

If sexism could turn people into killing machines, then we could just send Cameron Esposito to the Middle East to take care of that whole ISIS thing, amirite?

Despite my little play on their slogan above, their curly fries excellent.

A night on the toilet is just an Arby's away.

His use of the phrase "eight-year-old kid" in the same thought as the phrase "seminal in me" is rather unfortunate, as well.

Hence, "guardedly."

I mostly remember it for the weird goofs and editing mistakes sprinkled throughout. In one scene, we see Jonathan Brandis clutching a football, but in the reverse shot, he's holding a backpack.

You're saying you approve of how she did her job, and of her holding herself out today to be a feminist despite her painfully anti-feminist track record?

Your time has already come and gone.

I'm guardedly optimistic about the Blade Runner sequel since I found out Roger Deakins is cinematographying it.

Ah, sort of like a Walkman?

God damn it, I still like that film. Even the boring parts. No, especially the boring parts.

“Isn’t that the company that sends you DVDs in the mail?”

I'm generally cool with spiders, too, so long as they don't get all in my face and aren't of the black widow or brown recluse variety.

I just read about that. Pretty awful story. His continued shitty behavior in the months afterward makes it even worse. Assuming it's all true.

For your convenience, here's America's favorite feminist icon and likely next president boasting to a reporter in the 80s about pleading out an accused rapist on a lesser charge: https://www.youtube.com/wat…

And here's the Melvins covering "Rebel Girl" with the girl from Le Butcherettes (licensing status unknown): https://www.youtube.com/wat…

I remember quite liking that show when I was a kid. It always seemed like the show's existence was purely accidental. It's probably true!

Fair enough, I suppose. I just found his phrasing silly and kind of self-important. It's possible he was just tired.

AVC: Would you make a contemporary film? Historical settings seem to be your thing.

ER: I get enough of today today.