Mr. Aquaman up at the top there is what San Diego would look like if it anthropomorphized.

Mr. Aquaman up at the top there is what San Diego would look like if it anthropomorphized.

"Hey, yo scumbag!"

"Hey, yo scumbag!"

Cerberus.  I'm talkin' the Original Dog From Hell!

Boy that's grim.  Parents explode, house burns down, "see ya, kid."  Now here's a peppy tune from George Harrison.

Time Bandits.

Hail Ronnie Drew!

She's actually kind of pretty…..when her face isn't messing it up.

Hrmmm Gownnnn Hrrrrrrrngreh.    HI'M GOWN HUNGRAAAAAAAAAEEEEAAAAH.

The Scmirl with the Schmragon Schmatoo!

It's still nice to see the thing on the shelf.  My wife does the Kindle thing, for example, but I like to have a bookcase full of tangible conquests.

To avoid confusing him with Pod, his character's name will be changed to Hot Pocket.

This thread has delivered much and more.

"My eyes are up here, lady."

For the sake of preserving my interest in this show, I voluntarily turned off the part of my brain that notices the procedural elements playing like an average hidden-objects mystery game I download for $1.99.

This show is good enough to keep watching….on DVR.

After the shitstorms over these silly little revisions, I'd like to think lessons have been learned.  Nerds are utterly allergic to any fiddling with the canon.

Movies that deserve reboots (not sequels) before this one:

Kim Jong Il was never dealt a hand worse than trip Kings.