PCP, why?

I'd normally unfairly avoid an artist named "Goat", because it sounds so very metal and all but the artiest and/or silliest metal makes my ears cry (see also: hip hop), but gosh damn if that description doesn't check all my musical boxes. To the internet!

I'd normally unfairly avoid an artist named "Goat", because it sounds so very metal and all but the artiest and/or silliest metal makes my ears cry (see also: hip hop), but gosh damn if that description doesn't check all my musical boxes. To the internet!

1. Moonface - With Sinaii
2. The Raveonettes - Observator
3. Bryan Scarey - Daffy's Elixir
4. TV Girl - The Wild, The Innocent, The TV Shuffle (not an album apparently but I don't really differentiate)
5. Beachwood Sparks - Tarnished Gold
6. Beach House - Bloom
7. [3/4 of] Father John Misty - Fear Fun (there's some reaaaal…

1. Moonface - With Sinaii
2. The Raveonettes - Observator
3. Bryan Scarey - Daffy's Elixir
4. TV Girl - The Wild, The Innocent, The TV Shuffle (not an album apparently but I don't really differentiate)
5. Beachwood Sparks - Tarnished Gold
6. Beach House - Bloom
7. [3/4 of] Father John Misty - Fear Fun (there's some reaaaal…

"Tortal Recall" is a good typo. Tortoises, because they live such a long time, have above-average memories—that's just science. Therefore, someone with an exceptionally good memory may now be said to have "Tortal Recall".

"Tortal Recall" is a good typo. Tortoises, because they live such a long time, have above-average memories—that's just science. Therefore, someone with an exceptionally good memory may now be said to have "Tortal Recall".

Ah, yes, judging a book by its cover—truly the hallmark of rational, adult decision-making.

Ah, yes, judging a book by its cover—truly the hallmark of rational, adult decision-making.

Shhh!! You're hate only makes them STRONGER

Shhh!! You're hate only makes them STRONGER

Also, "bowling-shirt set"? Sorry Sullivan, but unless Swingers has been "re-discovered" anything with a name embroidered on it in script hasn't been hip in over a decade.

Also, "bowling-shirt set"? Sorry Sullivan, but unless Swingers has been "re-discovered" anything with a name embroidered on it in script hasn't been hip in over a decade.

@eric827:disqus Don't be such a son of a birch. I may not under sand all these puns, but I stain by them, even if they bore.

@eric827:disqus Don't be such a son of a birch. I may not under sand all these puns, but I stain by them, even if they bore.

-Your dad's going for it, Bill!
-Shut up, Ted.
-In your own room!
-SHUT UP, TED!

-Your dad's going for it, Bill!
-Shut up, Ted.
-In your own room!
-SHUT UP, TED!

With the caveat that I have very little knowledge of the Star Trek universe, and I'm sure this guy was a super badass or whatever, I'd like to point out that "Gary Mitchell" would be a hilariously lame name for the main villain of a blockbuster summer sci-fi movie.

With the caveat that I have very little knowledge of the Star Trek universe, and I'm sure this guy was a super badass or whatever, I'd like to point out that "Gary Mitchell" would be a hilariously lame name for the main villain of a blockbuster summer sci-fi movie.

I won't live in a town where we can't marry our cousins!