Everyone needs to drive an automobile, even the very tall. Am I therefore to be made the subject of fun?

The kids have to learn about Tekwar sometime

The kids have to learn about Tekwar sometime

But True Blood has always been about being ludicrous/nonsensical. It's poorly written because the writers want to have and eat every single cake (drama/horror/comedy/sci-fi/historical fiction) on a mid- to low-tier HBO budget and still make it a frothy dozens-of-character soap opera. I'm not sure the best writers in…

But True Blood has always been about being ludicrous/nonsensical. It's poorly written because the writers want to have and eat every single cake (drama/horror/comedy/sci-fi/historical fiction) on a mid- to low-tier HBO budget and still make it a frothy dozens-of-character soap opera. I'm not sure the best writers in…

I got a chuckle out of the belated visual punchline to the "I was thinking… Greek" set-up in the first scene.

I got a chuckle out of the belated visual punchline to the "I was thinking… Greek" set-up in the first scene.

So I'm pretty sure I found the same girl, but with clown tits.

So I'm pretty sure I found the same girl, but with clown tits.

It's a line from the Sunshine Fix song named, appropriately, "Enjoy the Teeth".
http://www.youtube.com/watc…

It's a line from the Sunshine Fix song named, appropriately, "Enjoy the Teeth".
http://www.youtube.com/watc…

Enjoy those teeth while you got 'em

Enjoy those teeth while you got 'em

I dunno, take away the strings and bongos and it sounds like Ted Leo. Not too bad.

I dunno, take away the strings and bongos and it sounds like Ted Leo. Not too bad.

The metric system is the tool of the devil. My car gets 40 rods to the hogshead and that's the way I likes it!

The metric system is the tool of the devil. My car gets 40 rods to the hogshead and that's the way I likes it!

They seem like a band I would really get into live but honestly kind of bore me on record. I say go for it.

They seem like a band I would really get into live but honestly kind of bore me on record. I say go for it.

While understanding the sentiment, I'm also not sure how to translate "living inside a song" in a quantifiable way, so here's some songs that transport me to another place: