CHRISTINA RICCI MANAGED TO AVOID TRANSFORMING INTO ROSIE ODONNELL

"I'm pretty sure it's illegal in most states for the driver to operate one of those things. A distraction, you know?"

GOOD CALL ON THE SOUND EFFECTS ON THE WEAPONS. EVEN THE SHOTGUN SOUNDS LIKE IT DOESNT WANNA OFFEND ANYBODY. ILL TAKE THE LOUD DIGITIZED CRACK OF THE ORIGINAL OVER THIS WEAK SHIT EVERY TIME. HUGE OVERSIGHT

DONT EVEN TRY PLAYING IT ON A 386

HAHAHAHAHAHA FUCKING BROKEASS. TRY MAKING MORE MONEY

CAGE IS A FUCKING GOD SO DONT ACT LIKE YOURE BEING MAGNANIMOUS

THE GUY AT THE END OF THE VICE ARTICLE SUMS IT UP PERFECTLY: THE SHOW IS AMUSING CHARLATANISM. TAFFER IS CLEARLY A SELFPROMOTING BULLSHITTER OF THE HIGHEST ORDER AND FOR ME THE GREATEST JOY OF WATCHING THE SHOW IS THROWING POPCORN AT THIS ASSHOLE WHEN HE INEVITABLY TRANSFORMS A CHARMING DIVE ID FEEL RIGHT AT HOME AT…

A STAGED REALITY SHOW?!

WELL THERES ALWAYS THE POSITION THAT PIRATING IS FOR BROKEDICK PENNYCHEAP ASSHOLES WHO SHOULD SPEND THEIR TIME TRYING TO MAKE MORE MONEY INSTEAD OF SITTING AROUND WATCHING FUCKING MOVIES ALL DAY

YOU MAY HAVE READ THAT WRONG. IN THIS CASE IM USING "JERKOFF" AS A DERISIVE DESCRIPTOR NOT AS AN IMPLICATION THAT I MASTURBATE TO MIDCARD PERFORMERS. UNLESS OF COURSE YOU COUNT ALEXA BLISS AS A MIDCARDER. IN THAT CASE: OBVIOUSLY

HAHAHAHAHA I PREFER CASS SCREAMING IN PEOPLES FACES IN A FUCKING RAGE

A HUNDRED THOUSAND BOOING IN DALLAS. THATS AN AWFUL LOT OF IWC SMARKS

DID YOU SEE ROADBLOCK? I CAN TAKE OR LEAVE THE CATCHPHRASES BUT ENZO AND CASS ABSOLUTELY FUCKING DESTROY THE NEW AGE OUTLAWS IN TERMS OF RINGWORK

DUDE DID SOME FANTASTIC HEEL WORK IN PHILLY LAST YEAR

YEAH AND WCW NITRO HAD JERICHO BENOIT MALENKO AND GUERRERO. IT AINT THE ROSTER ITS WHAT YOU DO WITH THEM. AND WHAT I SEE IS WWE TREATING A BUNCH OF STUDS LIKE JERKOFF MIDCARDERS

“They’ll boo the guys they’ll normally cheer, they’ll cheer the guys they normally boo.”

ROBERT G DURANT

THATS A BINGO

THERE ARE OPPORTUNITIES IN LIFE TO SHUT THE FUCK UP. THIS IS ONE YOU SHOULD HAVE TAKEN. ASSHOLE

HAHAHAHA HEY I WOULDNT WIPE MY ASS WITH KE$HAS MUSIC IF I WAS OUT CAMPING