WELL THATS THE DIRTY LITTLE SECRET OF LIFE ISNT IT: HIGH SCHOOL NEVER FUCKING ENDS

DROPPING NBOMBS LIKE A FUCKING HICK IN BOTH. I SURE AS SHIT DONT BLAME HIM FOR WANTING TO WORK WITH SPIELBERG AND TARANTINO BUT I WISH THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS HAD MORE IMAGINATION

JAMES LEGROS IS YOUR LORD AND SAVIOR. KNEEL

YOU PEOPLE ARE FUCKING INSANE

YEAH THAT UNIVERSAL RELEASE WAS ABSOLUTE GARBAGE

WHEN I WAS A KID I WATCHED PHANTASM A HUNDRED TIMES ON VHS. BUT ONLY WHEN WATCHING THE DVD A FEW YEARS BACK DID I REALIZE THAT THE DUDE WHO GETS HIS BRAIN DRILLED BY THE SPHERE PISSES HIMSELF. IMAGINE WHAT SECRETS MAY PRESENT THEMSELVES WITH AN HD RELEASE

FUCK THIS REVIEW. A THE FUCK PLUS

PLUS HE BUSTS OUT HIS MAD CLOGGING SKILLS IN THE POST S5 PROMOSODE

IN THE COMMENTARY THEY SAY SOMETHING LIKE IT DOESNT MATTER HOW VIC FOUND OUT ABOUT JULIEN. VICS A DETECTIVE AND ITS HIS JOB TO FIGURE OUT SHIT LIKE THAT. BUT REALLY THEY JUST DIDNT WANNA TELEGRAPH THE AWESOME SURPRISE OF VIC BUSTING IN ON JULIEN AND TOMAS

THE SHIELD IS THE GREATEST FUCKING SHOW IN THE HISTORY OF THE FUCKING WORLD. YOU DO YOURSELF A DISSERVICE

THATS A BINGO

THATS A GREAT OBSERVATION PW EXCLAMATION AND I HOPE EVERYBODY HERE SEES IT: THE INVINCIBILITY THAT COMES FROM GETTING AWAY WITH THINGS. HOLY SHIT VIC AND HIS CREW ARE PRACTICALLY FUCKING INTOXICATED OFF THAT SHIT THROUGH MOST OF THE SERIES

HAIL GOD GOGGINS. I CAN NOT OVERSTATE WHAT A FUCKING MASTERWORK HIS PERFORMANCE ON THIS SERIES IS. ANYBODY WHO WANTS TO KNOW ABOUT ACTING NEEDS TO STUDY THAT SHIT AND THEN STUDY IT SOME MORE

HA DID I REALLY SAY ALL THAT? THATS PRETTY FUCKING AWESOME. ESPECIALLY THE PART ABOUT THE ROCK

I KNOW MAJOR TOMS A JUNKIE

ASSHOLES THATS WHO

SEEMS LIKE A PRETTY FUCKING REASONABLE CRUSH TO ME

ALSO PROPS FOR RECOGNIZING RAY CAMPBELLS AWWWWWWWWWWWWESOME WORK. YEAH IM STILL ANNOYED EVERY TIME I SEE HIM DANCING WITH CHESTER CHEETAH IN SOME WACK FUCKING COMMERCIAL. HELL EVEN HIS PART IN BREAKING BAD WAS BENEATH HIM

YEAH YEAH THE SHIELD IS VIOLENT AND YOURE A BITCH. NOT EXACTLY BREAKING NEWS

THE LAST PART OF JULIENS PERSONAL LIFE YOU SEE IS HIM JACKING OFF TO GAY PORN TO FILL A CUP TO GET HIS WIFE PREGNANT. PRETTY SAFE TO SAY HE WASNT REORIENTED