FIRST THREE EPISODES ARE FUCKING PHENOMENAL AND YOU GOT FRANKA HOTNESS POTENTA OWNING ON THE BACK END. PLUS I REALLY DIG THAT STANDALONE STORY ABOUT THE BANGER WHO WANTED TO GO STRAIGHT

I AGREE THAT HIATT IS ONE OF TWO HUGE MISTAKES THE SHOW EVER MADE. WACK ACTOR WACK FUCKING CHARACTER

YEAH THAT STOLTZ THING IS A FUCKING MINDBLOWER. ALMOST AS BAD AS MATTHEW BRODERICK AS WALTER WHITE

HYUK HYUK GO FUCK YOURSELF

HE LOOKS WAY YOUNGER NOW THAT HES REMEDIED THAT CLARENCE BODDICKER FOREHEAD

YEAH THERE YOU HAVE IT. VIC HAD TO WALK THAT SHIT BACK FOR A NUMBER OF REASONS: FIRST OFF ITS A CAPITAL CRIME BUT SECOND EVEN HIS OWN COMPARTMENTALIZING SELFRIGHTEOUS ASS HAD A HARD TIME EXPLAINING THAT SHIT AWAY TO HIMSELF. EVENTUALLY HE JUST PRETENDS IT NEVER HAPPENED

FUCKING ASTOUNDING. IF EPISODES 4 AND 5 ARE JUST LIKE EVERY OTHER COP SHOW YOUVE EVER SEEN THEN I GUESS I AINT SEEN ENOUGH FUCKING COP SHOWS

AND ALL YOU DUMB MOTHERFUCKERS CALLING EVERY FUCKING METAL SONG YOU DONT RECOGNIZE NUMETAL ARE REVEALING YOURSELF TO BE A BUNCH OF AGING INDIE ROCK DOUCHEBAGS

ATTENTION DUMB FUCKS: THE OPENING THEME SONG ISNT SAYING YIP A YIPPA YEEEEEAH OR FILLED WITH YEEEEAHS OR ANY OF THAT BULLSHIT. IT IS SAYING JUST ANOTHER DAY. HENCE THE CLEVER TITLE OF THAT SONG: JUST ANOTHER DAY

UNIFORMLY FUCK OFF. THERES ALL KINDS OF GREAT SOUNDTRACK MOMENTS ON THERE AND THAT INCLUDES BAWITDABA

SEASON 4 OWNS. AND THATS DUE IN LARGE PART TO ANTHONY ANDERSON GOING FROM OH NO NOT THIS FUCKING GUY TO HOLY SHIT THIS FUCKING GUY OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWNS

TIMES I FELT EMBARRASSED WHILE WATCHING THE WIRE:

ON THE WIRE THE SYSTEM FUCKS YOU OVER. ON THE SHIELD YOU FUCK YOURSELF OVER

BASICALLY THEY TOOK ONE LOOK AT WALTON GOGGINS AND SAID THIS IS A CRAZY BEADYEYED HILLBILLY WITH BIG TEETH GET HIM THE FUCK OUT OF HERE. KINDA FUNNY NOW SINCE JUST ABOUT EVERY CHICA I KNOW WHO WATCHES JUSTIFIED SEEMS TO FIND GOGGINS SEXY AS FUCK

YEAH THATS A LOAD OF HORSESHIT

YOU PEOPLE ARE FUCKING INSANE. CUJO FUCKING OWNS AND THE KIDS GREAT IN IT

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AFTER ALL THESE YEARS FASTNSLOPPY AND SENORBAGOCRAP ARE STILL SWINGING FROM MY BALLS LIKE JACK SPARROW ON A FUCKING CHANDELIER. ID SAY IM SURPRISED BUT I REALLY FUCKING AINT. SENORBAGOCRAPS JEALOUS BULLSHIT IS TIRESOME LIKE IT WAS BACK IN THE FUCKING BUSH ADMINISTRATION BUT WHAT REALLY CRACKED ME UP WAS FASTNSLOPPY…

HERES ONE VOTE FOR ZODIAC MOTHERFUCKER

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