YOU KNOW WHAT FUCKED ME UP ABOUT THAT MOVIE IS THAT JAMES GARNER IN NO FUCKING WAY WHATSOEVER RESEMBLES RYAN GOSLING BUT WOULD MAKE A PRETTY GOOD AGED JAMES MARSDEN. I KEPT THINKING THE MOVIE WAS GONNA TAKE A TURN THAT IT NEVER WOUND UP TAKING

YEAH BUT ITS ONE OF THOSE LOVE STORIES LIKE PALE RIDER OR SUPERMAN RETURNS WHERE SOME IMPECCABLY DECENT DUDE IS TOTALLY DEVOTED TO SOME FLAKY CHICA BUT GETS LEFT OUT IN THE COLD BECAUSE THERES NO COMPETING WITH A FUCKING GOD AND EVERYBODY ENDS UP LOOKING TERRIBLE

YEAH BUT ITS ONE OF THOSE LOVE STORIES LIKE PALE RIDER OR SUPERMAN RETURNS WHERE SOME IMPECCABLY DECENT DUDE IS TOTALLY DEVOTED TO SOME FLAKY CHICA BUT GETS LEFT OUT IN THE COLD BECAUSE THERES NO COMPETING WITH A FUCKING GOD AND EVERYBODY ENDS UP LOOKING TERRIBLE

HAHAHAHA MILLER MY BIG TAKEAWAY OF THIS ARTICLE DISCUSSION IS THAT YOU AND I ARE TWO VERY DIFFERENT FUCKING PEOPLE

HAHAHAHA MILLER MY BIG TAKEAWAY OF THIS ARTICLE DISCUSSION IS THAT YOU AND I ARE TWO VERY DIFFERENT FUCKING PEOPLE

QUIET AMERICAN WAS PRETTY GOOD. BUT FUCK IF I CAN THINK OF ANYTHING ELSE BRENDAN FUCKHEAD FRASER HAS EVER DONE THAT I LIKED

QUIET AMERICAN WAS PRETTY GOOD. BUT FUCK IF I CAN THINK OF ANYTHING ELSE BRENDAN FUCKHEAD FRASER HAS EVER DONE THAT I LIKED

IRON MAN 2 THE EXCITING ADVENTURES OF A GUY HANGING OUT IN HIS FUCKING HOUSE FOR TWO HOURS

IRON MAN 2 THE EXCITING ADVENTURES OF A GUY HANGING OUT IN HIS FUCKING HOUSE FOR TWO HOURS

AVERAGE? THAT MOVIE WAS FUCKING BANANAS. THE PRODUCTION DESIGN ALONE IS ENOUGH TO MAKE YOUR FUCKING EYES BLEED

AVERAGE? THAT MOVIE WAS FUCKING BANANAS. THE PRODUCTION DESIGN ALONE IS ENOUGH TO MAKE YOUR FUCKING EYES BLEED

WELL IT HELPS CASTING AN AWESOME MOTHERFUCKER LIKE MARTIN SHEEN INSTEAD OF DLIST ASSHOLE CLIFF ROBERTSON WHO PLAYED UNCLE BEN LIKE THIS TOTAL FUCKING FUDDYDUDDY KILLJOY. IF IM PARKER ID BE RELIEVED THAT THAT MEAN OLD BASTARD CAUGHT A BULLET

WELL IT HELPS CASTING AN AWESOME MOTHERFUCKER LIKE MARTIN SHEEN INSTEAD OF DLIST ASSHOLE CLIFF ROBERTSON WHO PLAYED UNCLE BEN LIKE THIS TOTAL FUCKING FUDDYDUDDY KILLJOY. IF IM PARKER ID BE RELIEVED THAT THAT MEAN OLD BASTARD CAUGHT A BULLET

DRIVE IS TOTAL FUCKING OWNAGE AND THAT MUCH WAS CLEAR FROM THE TRAILERS. I WENT IN WITH SKYHIGH EXPECTATIONS AND WAS BLOWN THE FUCK AWAY REGARDLESS

DRIVE IS TOTAL FUCKING OWNAGE AND THAT MUCH WAS CLEAR FROM THE TRAILERS. I WENT IN WITH SKYHIGH EXPECTATIONS AND WAS BLOWN THE FUCK AWAY REGARDLESS

HEY WACK HANDLEN WHEN ARE YOU GONNA CHANGE THAT WACK FUCKING AVATAR

HEY WACK HANDLEN WHEN ARE YOU GONNA CHANGE THAT WACK FUCKING AVATAR

HA MAN YOU MUST HANG OUT WITH SOME REAL PUSSIES

HA MAN YOU MUST HANG OUT WITH SOME REAL PUSSIES

LUPIN YOU SOUND LIKE MY DOUCHEBAG COP BROTHER WHEN IM TRYING TO WATCH THE FUCKING SHIELD