That woman's maniacal laugh in the Trump clip is the sound of America losing it's collective mind.

The first scientist who creates a a snout to tail bacon-pig will be History's Greatest Hero.

They make his tiny weenus look HUUUUGE.

They're all consumed by different levels of dread and horror.

It's a genuine, old-school WTF moment.

Looks like the photos you see of jail guards just before they fire up the electric chair.

Here in Toronto we've had a good selection of Jamaican restaurants for a couple of decades, nothing like a good chicken roti and a Ting. A couple of places the rotis are huge and delicious, i can usually get two decent meals out of one. Great jerk places as well, The Real Jerk is probably the most well known but far…

You could always get you some curried mutton, you just lack ambition.

*rimshot*

WINE OUT!

I like his malt-liquor: Bolt 45

Mmmmmmmm…rim-gunk.

The USA has been suspended for doping.

The AV Club

Did Not Qualify

I'm gonna virtue-signal the fuck outta this post.

Why does that old lady look so serious?

The Tale of Orange Julius and Gin Blossom

Review by Ben Carson.

I wouldn't necessarily say "right" blend, more like "a" blend.