Even a stopped clock is right twice a day.

lulz

Don't look back in ANGER IS AN ENERGY

Not quite, but near-o.

Like peanut butter and jam.

Some people would rather be hated than ignored.

Synergy!

Brought to you by GOOP.

Punchable face or most punchable face?

First they peed on the children and I said nothing…

I'm gonna' go get the papers.

Or the all-time champ "at the end of the day".

A true Master.

Multiple personalities?

"I'll give you something to cry about!" is what my folks used to say. That sure changed my mind, I'll tell you whut.

Trance Shortbus

Scaramucci Finds Stranger In Alps

"Make him fly, Mother."

He was masquerading as a plant a couple of months ago so it's not a real stretch.

I whush it twer, I'll tell you whut.