FAKE MAPS!

Think of how Canada felt under Harpo and multiply that depression by a thousand.

I'm all jazzed-up on joss-sticks.

I want confirmation on my information about my transportation from Spadina station.

They're pretty much already there.

He sent you, didn't he?

The earth-tone mock-turtleneck really ties the whole thing together.

The Haliburton Heart Harvester.

A Haliburton Company

TTS/FTW

Dude looks like Alan Thicke.

Mulva?

Did you open the comments thread under the attached photo of the cop in the article?

I guess driving the wrong way down a major thoroughfare in the largest city in the country and then failing or refusing to produce any documents or ID of any kind would be no problem in any major North American city.

I wonder what this woman's problem is.

Forget The Clenched Fist of Truth, how about The Closed Mind of Idiocy?

BENGHAZI!

Never try!

It's almost as if you're reading the stats critically!

Don't remind me.