McConell?

I'm not golfing later, wanna' join me?

Quebec first, then Hartford.

The "I'm Priced Out of My Walkup" hustle.

…and eyes.

Weekend At Prince's

This is why we can't do nice things.

That's cold, Jay.

Un-possible!

~You're right, nobody liked The Pixies before Cobain told them to~

"Jesus, man, can you change the channel?"

They'd pair nicely with a $150 GOOP t-shirt.

Gotta' go, I've got Seymour Butts on line two.

It can be two things.

Jesus loves me this I know

Love The Bammer.

It's actually how they originally formed.

"World's best drummer??? E'es not even the best drummer in the band".

The Pointless Giant is my fav out of this list.

He hates those cans!