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Victor Mature
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He's sharing his truth.

Well, get some of your propeller-head IT friends on it you hockey puck.

…or the bong.

Hmmm…who does that remind you of?

Breaking Benjamin Button

Live fast, die young: order churros for breakfast

…meet Kid A.

That could turn out…poorly.

Meanwhile, Dumbledore leaps at chance to play Ian McKellen.

Hey, El Santo, slow your roll.

I prefer to think of it as Cheers on acid.

Sadly, no.

Are we still fapping whenever we see Anne Hathaway?

He's said to be collaborating with Jerry Lewis.

So a different on from the one you wear on the subway?

How would that be any different than usual?

Stop monk-eying around and do it.

Why wait?

Leave the gun, get the cannoli.