I prefer "butt enthusiast".

Both!

A hamifesto.

And getting weirder.

Lux Interior.

You mean Birdashians.

Your Mom gave me a "good one" last night.

Soooo meta.

“these masturbatory anime dudes who post dumb shit online all day”

One of these things is not like the others.

You could go to Detroit and buy that.

Florida sinking into the Atlantic is one of the few positives that will come out of of climate change.

I liked The Lobsters early stuff.

We'll lay a series of traps along the border.

*Master of Puppets starts playing in the background*

I am so smart, S-M-R-T!

Chyna.

"I couldn’t be more thrilled to be making it with Jessica and the rest of this incredible cast which came together around her."

That ship has long since sailed.

Melania has probably done something involving Ron Jeremy.