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Victor Mature
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Harambe was an inside job.

Springtime for Schindler

…further proving that all of the ideas have been used up.

But Bill Nye, The Science Guy is real, Right?

He was possessed…POSSESSED!

It was a brilliant, highly-effective marketing campaign. Still one of my all-time favourite horror movies.

So did wearing an onion on your belt.

Now Make It Work!

I see…

It's like a double rainbow except with 100% more Hitler.

That's usually the manager.

Maybe it's not a gimmick account after all.

He's trying to make fucking the McChicken a thing.

Don't forget the sub-standard tartar sauce that gives it it's zing.

YOU'RE a Mayotard!

Meeting Across the Table

Scarves: This Way

I give this one pudding pop out of five.

Actually, he's not at all transcendent.

The Innsmouth look?