In Soviet Russia accordion plays YOU!

You're obviously not a golfer.

Trailer Park Boys reference.

Truthfully, it can be both things.

Looks like shiticane season, Bo-Bandy.

Hey Apple!

Galvatron oh Galvatron…

You say dinkel I say dingle, let's call the whole thing off.

CLASSY!

He has hours and hours of Omarosa rubbing it out to his picture.

Then it becomes a tax write-off. Probably doing the same with any vehicles or other sundry expenses associated with his campaign.

Cuz' he's classy like that.

Toothsome.

She fitty?

You know? I like it it's catchy!

His sister, Johanna, certainly thinks so.

HEY YO!

I did think the the John Williams who won (the black woman) was the best John Williams, though.

Meh.

He was always torn between his Faith and his sex life: Kingdom…come…Kingdom…