More cowbell!

Oh, yesss, it will, it will!

It's called a "wide-on".

Let me go find an ATM.

And now I'm gay, too.

The memes and harassment are idiotic and pointless. I'd wager that 99.9% of people making such tweets have never nor will ever contribute a penny towards any kind of animal conservation effort and are merely morons with a data plan.

You know?

Look at me?

Already?

Raymond Massey and Peter Lorre in Arsenic and Old Lace, weirdos supreme!

What hump?

The Burger King

Yeah, and Americans always ask "how much is the co-pay?'. Nothing, nada, zilch. Average cost of a hip replacement in the US, $39,000 w/o health coverage, various degrees of co-pay if you are insured. Your husband's operation would cost an uninsured US citizen in excess of $70,000. I'd rather wait a bit than go…

Whale Music, the studio album not the soundtrack, is an underrated gem.

FM

High Class in Borrowed Shoes

Yeah, but still, that was the case for decades.

Who is this Crackle and how would one go about getting "nabbed"?

In a cardboard box, actually.

What's the deal with people not liking Jerry Seinfeld?