He'll be in clover after that one.

Uncle Leo!

No flipping!

Blimp Bifkin?

You know it's happening, though.

Gas service contracts.

A tragic turkey deep-frying incident. Have you seen those on YouTube? Holy shit, I'll continue to cook my bird in an oven, thanks.

Dude's got tailors to pay.

I like my Leonard Cohen black.

You Want It Darker?: 51 Shades of Grey

But the mansion that garbage bought was lovely.

I Piz on your grave!

The only thing Marco Rubio and Jonn Kasich destroyed was your Mom's vajayjay.

Because the brand denotes the bias.

Also, Clinton wasn't black.

I'm down with AVP

A million centipedes.

Hey this water's cold.

When haven't they been hip?

Goes great with civet catshit coffee!