He sings the songs that remind him of the good times
He sings the songs that remind him of the best times

Um…exactly?

Brilliant!

That's also what I call my asshole.

Fannie be tender with my love.

Flop-Ball

I call it Lawrence of Arabia because I'm a ponce who doesn't follow/understand sports.

"…the #sportsball trend does more harm than good. It’s pure assholery masquerading as hipper-than-thou elitism…"

Jokes!

Lauf also means to walk, in this case Laufen works just as well as gehen.

Das Booty

Das Boot ist Gemacht fur Laufen.

That would never float.

Mittagsgorfen

The Feel Good Series of the Year!

Yup.

…to die.

Mona Lisa Hard-Drive

Start with oral.

"Like Anarchy, Election Year works in the classic B-movie vein of ragtag groups moving under threat,.."