Your farts can melt steel beams, can't they?

Rastafy by 15%.

Now with more necrophilia!

…as far as we know.

Heh.

meh.

Husband - "Honey, can I have my dick tonight? All the other guys are bringing theirs."

FINALLY!

You look retarded and your shit's fucked-up,

I GAT YA' FACKIN' SOFT BAWLS RIGHT HEEAH, YA' FACKIN' QUEEAH!!!

I knew that, Dum-Dum.

I still do drugs but I used to, too,

A Swiss soul.

Stroke THIS!

Spin Again!

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Watermelon in Easter Hay?

Try again.