Well, it was in the script, soooo…

I find the Whooper far too noisy.

You should see their car!

That's because it contains a very small amount of carbolic acid. Pretty soon you'll be burning holes through your Depends.

Truthers, Birthers, Mouthwashers…

And without his massive inheritance he wouldn't have his wealth. He's a perfect candidate for his followers: no facts, no platform, no plan. Just angry rhetoric and toxic jabs when things actually get serious and he's expected to come up with a plan or an answer that makes sense. To "his people" Make America Great…

Oh, I've seen the evidence.

Not when it's spurting from your schmeckel.

Youth is wasted on the stupid.

Yup.

Victor Mature out.

"Always insist on button-fly trousers, your johnson can get mighty snarled in one a' them zippers." - Satchel Paige

Zoot Suit Riot!

Things were REALLY bad in the 40s.

I think that's all yours, Ack, allllll yours.

Islam anyone who dares joke about this.

If the women don't find you handsome they can at least find you handy. - Red Green

Wrong!

Yes, or Hitler, even.

I'd hand him a kleenex and split because I heard "in my eyes".