OH SON OF A BITCH!

Briefly thought you were talking about that guy who, you know, brutally ruled over Haiti.

She gets the mercurial Stephen Baldwin!

It's time for 30 Rock to wrap it up. It's still got some life in it, but better to have it go out somewhat on top instead of like what The Office has become.

Gin and cranberry juice for me.

Hey, good luck with those CBS sitcoms nobody's going to fucking watch because they're not on CBS, NBC.

And only like 7 of them, too.

More like Louis Communist Kare-Abouter.

YOU HIPSTERS THINK LOUIS CK IS SO COOL BUT HES NOT

Maybe this has already been touched upon, but does anyone else think it's telling that Megan tells Don to "start here" with "Tomorrow Never Knows", which is the last song on the album?

Fuckin' A.

Moe yelling, "See? This is why we should hate children." almost made up for the rest of the movie.

Wow, I hate everyone in that story.

To be fair, I don't like your ten-year-old either.

That doesn't mean they probably didn't try.

SHOPPING BAGS

"We'll be back with a real-life Itchy and Scratchy: a rabid mouse in Boston who attacked and killed a small cat."

Really hot.

The Comedy Awards: the serious award for funny things that funny people don't take seriously.

Though there were some fucking weak sauce sketches last night, I gotta say, Manning was really good. Not really awkward or stilted, seemed to be in a lot of sketches and wasn't reading cue cards too obviously, and looked like he was having fun. Good on him.