That is fucking old school, Don.

THIS IS A DARK FUCKING SHOW!

Oh my fucking God, I'm so, so, so very glad I stopped watching this show.

How has that not happened yet?

My Pollock woman-beating gloves… well, you know what they want to do.

And probably about the same reactions from his disciples when someone dares bring them up.

America: this guy was a massive asshole in life, but now that he's dead, let's not get hung up on that.

Predictably, the Yahoo! comments under his obit are a greater work of art than anything Kinkade ever produced.

History for people that don't like history but want to appear that they like history!

WHERE'S MIKE WALLACE, STRING? WHERE THE FUCK IS MIKE WALLACE???

To be fair, Big Gay Sketch Show was spectacularly unfunny, and that has nothing to do with homophobia, but just, you know, a dearth of merriment.

Yeah, for a woman who's biggest attribute is the fact that she's most likely the hottest woman on Earth, she can hold her own comedically.

Jeff, if I may…

Watching Fireproof on CMT makes me sad for the state of the America I don't take part in and pretends that I don't exist.

Who is laughing at Gilly? WHO?

I will admit I changed it the minute I knew a Gillie sketch was fucking coming.

Eh, I thought she hold her own pretty well. That and the boobs. And Drunk Uncle. Really, that's a B right there.

"Hi, my name's Mary, and—"

…do I have to read between the lines to see how this was a Breaking Bad-related comment?

I hope he doesn't get a write-up here. The AVC really isn't a visual arts site, so his obit here would just be a reason for the assholes commenters here like The Pig in Zen to shit all over his rapidly cooling corpse.