… and two seconds of actual googling later: Emmy, Grammy, Oscar, Tony.

Alright, I'll bite
What the heck is an EGOT?

"Disco is not dead! Disco is LIFE!"

He's the slightly scrunched meat in a smiley Paul sandwich.

That's no roll of quarters in his pocket either.

Stirling?

Reverse the polarity of the tachyon field!

Failed marklars.

Achievement Unlocked II
Surprised this one didn't make the list. More elephant-based platforming action.

@humanist: Zed.

Growing beards would probably be easier than shaving in zero-gravity.

Doesn't it have to be a I Watched This On Purpose first?

pacific: adj; tending to make peace or keep the peace; peaceful; peaceable.

Archer Reference!
"Well, if you do, I've developed a propriety chemical compound which may come in handy. I call it 'Formula K'."
"And, it… makes you temporarily gay?"
"I dunno. Just started human testing. By dosing Danny The Intern's coffee."
"Danny is definitely feeling something!"
"I… think I'm going to pass."
"Suit…

Huh. I always thought it was "Life is demanding, without understanding."

Eh.
It's OK, I guess, but it's no Boom Shack-A-Lack.

"Yo, my name is Joaquin
Y'all thought my rap was jokin'
But I'm real serious 'bout dis shit
Even looked up what rhymes on the inter-nit.
Now I'm up on stage, spittin' my flow
Lettin' all the mighty-fine ladies know
That I'm right on time and ready to go
Like Mel Gibson askin' his girlfriend to blow"

"Eat grenade, stupids!"

"No wonder all these beats are free
He just out there recitin' IMDb"

DENTAL PLAN!