Admit it
You only liked this episode because it had a sign saying "AV Club: Seize the patch cable!"

But…
If I wore this shirt, everyone would be prodding me, pushing me, punching and kicking me, whilst screaming "FIRSTIES ZOMG I MUST HAVE TEH PHIRSTEEE!!!!!"

Hmm
"Like a solidly carved, well-oiled chair machine."

And on the "Other YouTubes To Watch" bit
is a link to "Spanked: Red-Cheeked Erotica Book Trailer", "Twilight Book Trailer (final)" and "National Treasure Book Of Secrets Trailer (FINAL)".

DVD extra 15-min episode with the whole doppelgang.

Why The Face?

Ugh. You're right, you're all right. No more firstie attempts from me, I promise. I'm out. Cold turkey.

Also, does this mean all the Fox animation shows get their own review, or will it still be one large bundle of shows?

The first spinoff
is always the worst.

Zack Handlen grammar check
which could be mean I was wrong to pick it
political commentary mixed win with its structural cleverness
the same level as hell as "the rest."
6's efforts are as exciting as the always are
and they're final comments are ambiguous enough
apart from what read on the faces of our friends
what you…

If it ain't serial, it ain't serious.

No coverage? Only a farthing to my name? My sordid history of firstie-fails laid bare?

"Yeah, I need to make a claim on my fail insurance…"

Will the insurance…
… protect against canceraids and fails?

*grabs a box of Cap'n Crump*

Holy crap. A competition on the AV Club that doesn't directly rule out overseas entries?

Oh. Vampires. That's *so* original.

Thanks, El Zilcho!

I need lots more information about this cartoon show.

Stop thinking. Inventory: The Book.