Gorram it!
"Only US address" contests make Baby Jesus cry. And all the foreigners.

Only a tangential link to the article, short on content, obvious signifier: a solid D grade firstie.

REAL HOLOGRAPHIC SIMULATED EVIL LINCOLN IS BACK!!!

And another thing: wasn't it Shrek The Third?

"The" doesn't need to be at the start of the title, so The Spy Who Shagged Me counts. Although there should be a sequel rule. Or maybe an animation disclaimer: "Voiced by Mike Myers = RUN YOU FOOLS"

I have a theory!
Mike Myers is allergic to the word "the".

Woah woah woah, there's still plenty of meat on that bone. You take that home, add some broth, a potato. Baby, you got a stew going!

Hmm. Firsties, secondsies, thirdies, fourthies, fifthies and sixthsies??

Crank 3: Crunk!
- "Ah, Jamaica. No trouble here!"
- "THEY STOLE MY LIVER, MAN!" "Drink booze to keep your heart going for some implausible reason."
- "No, you don't understand, I need alcohol to live!"
- "A sobriety test? Whatever for, officier?"
- "No, I don't have a problem, well, I do, and ONLY BOOZE CAN FIX IT!"
-…

But what will happen when Romeo meets Juliet?

Shih Tzu: When all this is over, I'll buy you a beer.

What kind of lame power is Heart, anyway?

Science Guy = Pilot Guy from Firefly.

Yes, but…
Diddy [shades off] do it?

I think it was Baltar, as Caprica Six said to him that there are twelve models earlier in the miniseries.

See, this is why Ted Mosby shouldn't be in charge of a spaceship.

Now are you cured of the firstie bug, knowing that you have one safe in the archives to look at, or is this the trigger of an addiction that will consume your life as you need, NEED to continually say what you think before anyone else gets a chance?

heff u n-e 'm? translates as "Have you any ham?". It's from an old British sketch show.

I second the Scampi Fries Taste Test.

"F
U
N
E
M
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