Listening to music does not pay my property taxes.  Frickin Cook County.

Intern? Blech.  I want a fricken salary.

I'd watch if Xena was the Secretary of War.

Matt & Trey should sue their asses.

NEEEEEEEEEEERDS!

Modern Football has heart but Man Getting Hit By Football has a football in the groin.

I appreciate the Muppets on a much deeper, sexual level than you.

Groo was a cool character.  I missed him when he left.

Ha, I forgot about the scar being erased, man…

He's like a male Xena!

Yeah, the memory wipe is a big factor in this.

It was kind of hard to like Eve when I wanted to see Lilah instead.

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It does become an issue, or seemingly an issue, near the end of the season arc, though.  So, Noel is sort of on to something here, in spite of ensouled Angel's previous, occasional dalliance with the grey scale of being a champion.

Yeah, very hot.  I saw her a few weeks ago in a crappy zombie movie.  Looked as attractive as ever.

But what about Celebrity Poker Showdown!  We must know how it was to hang out with Phil Gordon and then get dismissed for the ever-depressed Dave Foley!

…Must….resist…setup…and…not….offend….DS9….fans….

Come now, there were plenty of black maids and butlers in the Three Stooges!

That sounds suspiciously like an image from Larry Niven's sci-fi novel, Footfall.

I yearn for those halcyon days when Nick at Nite showed "Car 54 Where Are You?"

Don't remind Walter about that.