Bingo.

Now all it needs is for someone to mention Penn State………oops.

You're comparing Masks to Shakespeare?  WTF?

It's been a tradition since TOS, unfortunately.  Just like almost every crew member being accused of murder at one time or another.

Yep, so many more systems have two suns instead of one, and so many planets have multiple moons.

That sounds oddly specific…

Come now, those native americans could have been from Quebec….right?

"Will you please open your wormhole?"

"But what if you didn't have to choose?  What if you could have both.  At the SAME time?!"

Seeing Kelsey Grammar in charge of a submarine always makes me feel better.

I was surprised that he was still good live.  He earned my respect the last few days during the final table. (Not that he needed it.)

I've been surviving on poker & NHL hockey for my sports fix.  Damn blackhawks slumping out of no where now…

You must burn for your sacrilege!

Look this is complicated enough without all this evil twin bullshit having.

That's exactly what the main joke of the episode is going to be - that the History channel just shows alien crap instead of actual history.  So maybe you should watch it after all?

Maybe he stepped through a time portal from the 1820s?

He did?  Then he is truly a god.

Oh, phodreaw and his 16 year olds…

Last night's was great, but I hated the first episode.   Hopefully its randomness won't get to me too much.

It's been my experience that only regions of the country that have traditionally not had NFL teams get passionate about college ball.  Hence, much of the South's big love of NCAA football.