That's definitely People's Exhibit A for why you can't embarrass these guys.

The horror!

They certainly seem like a polite lot.  Romney seems to be nice to everyone except Rick Perry.

Talking Dead may not be that good, but I refuse to withdraw from Chris Hardwick fandom.

To dream the impossible dream…

Cuz it was totally the marketing's fault that the movie was shit.

" (though it does make the bad stunt-double matching even more painfully obvious!)…you can actually count the stitches in Kirk's collar"

My two history degrees and my bookshelf of Reagan primary & secondary sources say otherwise regarding my research and how much time I've put into thinking about it.

You mean the bust that came around like it always does?

Heh, I was just making a joke CM, no need to take everything so seriously. ;)

Everyone needs our sympathy.  Remember, corporations are people too! ;)

America, Fuck Yeah!

Fuck France.  Amirite?

Yes, all movies nowadays must have a female lead; and if it's an action movie, that female must be thin as a rail yet just as strong, if not stronger, than the males in the movie.

Yep, I'm sure Tobias is seeing it right now because the studio refused to let him screen it in advance, like for most terrible movies that studios are ashamed of, and he will be writing the review tonight & posting it in the morning.

At least that should fix the economy, right?

It's bad, but it's not Bucky Larson bad.

Ethnically, I believe she's Serbian as is her last name.

Yeah, I'm usually a bit of a realist, so there ya go.

Sharing?!  Pooling resources?!  Oh my God!  Cookie Monster is a communist!!!