Pierce Brosnan damn it!

More like Sky Fail, amirite?

I'm getting a consistent chuckle every time I read it.

Heh, "Applejuice."  That's a hell of a lot easier than trying to remember how to spell his name.

Yeah, next week's episodes are not pleasant at all. S7 at its worst.

Ugh, God help me, I probably would.

I actually like this idea.  It at least fits with the character development ever since the "Who Shot Mr. Burns" story.  Go for it Maggie, it's hunting season.

I would say we live in exciting times, but the economy is too depressing to back that up.  Hey, maybe the economy is killing the Simpsons!  Yeah, that's the ticket!

I am yet another one who enjoyed it.  I didn't view it as busy, but just doing a pilot's job of setting up all the possible storylines for the show.

I'm trying to understand what you said, but all I see is chunks of shit flying out of your mouth.

Yeah, I thought him finding obscure, quality things would have been a better resolution too; that's how I deal with my cynicism….along with vodka…

Yeah, those ads actually motivated people not to go. They assaulted the viewer's eardrums, necessitating the use of the mute button.

Man, when I see COMMUNITY written in all caps in this site's comments, I expect SUCKS to come after it.  I've been conditioned!

I'll take any excuse for this mercy killing.

If the writing was better and the style resembled noir more instead of cheesy soaps, I would agree with you.  However, I am in complete agreement with Carrie's assessment that this show is not performing well, but has potential to be more.  This episode was definitely a game-changer for the better, but its flaws were…

In fantasy land.

Surprised I didn't know that.

Wow, I'll just assume that you don't know that that's an ethnic slur.

"At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you
even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought.
Everyone in the AV Club is now dumber for having read it. I award
you no "likes" and may God have mercy on your soul."

I would have preferred the shame of the turducken to remain a secret from the French.  It just reinforces stereotypes.  Thanks John Madden!