@avclub-df80f70f60b1c678f8c91696f4a54f5f:disqus And I'm quite glad that ours don't!

@avclub-df80f70f60b1c678f8c91696f4a54f5f:disqus And I'm quite glad that ours don't!

She looks really great in these pictures, to the point where I almost feel bad not sending her a letter saying "Hey Linda, you look really great these days. Good on you."

She looks really great in these pictures, to the point where I almost feel bad not sending her a letter saying "Hey Linda, you look really great these days. Good on you."

And if it is I have no idea how to pronounce it, nor do I know the gender of its bearer.

And if it is I have no idea how to pronounce it, nor do I know the gender of its bearer.

I wish I'd ignored the infomercial. Even with the show's short running length it was still a joke that was drawn out too long.

I wish I'd ignored the infomercial. Even with the show's short running length it was still a joke that was drawn out too long.

I think I might be a little simple, because I didn't find it amusing, or really understand it at all.

I think I might be a little simple, because I didn't find it amusing, or really understand it at all.

I make that joke as often as possible. In the hope that one day someone will love it as much as me.

I make that joke as often as possible. In the hope that one day someone will love it as much as me.

Perhaps it's set in the past?

Perhaps it's set in the past?

If someone walked into my living room and turned the TV off when I was watching something then started pitching me an idea I would most certainly not be happy.

If someone walked into my living room and turned the TV off when I was watching something then started pitching me an idea I would most certainly not be happy.

$5 million for being put in hospital? That's just ludicrous. Isn't it?

$5 million for being put in hospital? That's just ludicrous. Isn't it?

I get a Seinfeld notification for this?

I get a Seinfeld notification for this?