How much is that, less than you?  I don't know shit about Eastern Pennsylvania, and could care less.  However, I'm truly sorry some pop songwriter disappointed you 40 years ago.  That must have completely ruined your life.

Shit! I mean Balok!  You're okay, TMR.

I first saw this with a friend and a friend of his whom I had never before met, and the friend of the friend walked out of the theater pissed off and condescending because he "saw it all coming."  These people never consider that the filmmakers sometimes plant clues so that audiences who are paying attention have a…

As for The Usual Suspects, it's been a while since I've seen it, and this comment is based on my inferment that you're saying Verbal (Kevin Spacey) was Kaiser Soze, but Kevin Spacey was NOT necessarily Kaiser Soze.  His story was all a lie.  He spun the myth of Kaiser Soze into his lie.  That does not mean that he was…

So . . . Mark Twain was a stupid hack?  Huh, learn something new every day.

Patrick Bateman says, something, something, "the pleasures of conformity" something, something.

Some of us didn't take Marketing 101, for the same reason we avoided Introduction to Being a Terrible Person.

Consider yourself lucky.  I'd have to drive to [explitive deleted] OMAHA [explitive deleted] NEBRASKA to pay $18 to see 6 minutes of movie.  Because apparently Denver is less a smaller, significant city than Omaha, and Omahaians can't be bothered to drive to Des Moines, which is like, what, a 20 minute errand for…

Does Bowfinger count?  He's on the make, but still pretty likeable.  Enough so that you want him to suceed even though you know Chubby Rain will suck hard.  God I love that movie.

Not done as well.  Neil's realization, with the flashbacks to the clues that Del's wife is dead, is unnecessary, and the musical cue ("Every Time You Go Away") is even worse than in the Chatty Cathy scene.  In fact, the movie could have ended with the two of them walking up to the door.  We didn't need the…

Totally.  That Transformers prick really makes my ass twitch.

I'm sure someone has alreay pointed this out down there somewhere, but we already (kinda) have a gritty reboot of Alf and it's called American Dad.

I feel dumb now.

Man, do I love a good Museum of Modern Art joke.

You know, there's still a bald joke in here somewhere.

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As far as I know though, Cazale made FIVE films: the Godfather 1 and 2, the Conversation, Dog Day Afternoon, and the Deer Hunter.  The Converstation was a pretty small role, more forgetable.

And Black Dynamite's afro audibly bumps into the mic.

No, please stop.

Sounds like Homer Stokes is the kinda fella wants to cast the first stone.