WHAT'S the DEAL with CANCER?

a lot goin on here
…and also he's a ninja

He's really funny.

a versatile quote which shall spare me from the canceraids
I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

well said, anne
this isn't the last time someone will get fucking fed up with right wing Christianity

Obviously no one caught my drift. I thought I made it clear that I like to torture small animals.

PAUL FUCKING DANO
GAWD

McNulty—those guys need to be Rastafied by about 10% or so

kittens be scratchin DAMN kittens be scratchin

jesus, HIM again?
I don't know what it is, but I HATE Paul Dano.

relatable
I waterboard cats all the time IF YOU CATCH MY DRIFT

sailing prodigy?
they have those?

watching vs. helping
"They're not at some mall in Jersey watching their friends trying to find the world's cheapest air-conditioner." Notice he didn't say "helping" them find an air conditioner. That kind of sums up his character in one line

in soviet russia, firsties FAIL you!

BUILDING KICK! EXPLOSIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON

wow
I really need to see The Room

I'm with ya, Damned. I've been a hollerin about this for awhile

They can handle a metaphorical shit-show. They're big boys now. But literal shit? That's just too much.

Lisa needs braces!

It's him as an actor, I think. He's serviceable in Swingers, but not very good in anything else. I haven't seen D-Girl in a loong time, but the overall tone of the episode just seemed to break with the season. Maybe it's not bad on its own merits (again, haven't seen it in awhile so I can't be sure) but it stands…