for your reading pleasure, here is the legendary Fire Joe Morgan Colin Cowherd Takedown:

god yes, I love the Human Being. I laughed for about ten minutes during its first appearance a few weeks ago. It looks like something straight out of Silent Hill.

i was shocked that someone didn't beat ME to it! i win the internet today.

colin cowherd?
"sane"? i feel like marge simpson when she sees an alligator wearing sunglasses at uncle moe's family feedbag. "whatever!" i heard colin cowherd TODAY discussing extraterrestrial life today for TEN MINUTES. and he ended by saying "we know for a fact there is no life on other planets. there is…

i know my rights man.
i want a fuckin lawyer. bill kunstler or ron kuby.

GliSODin
you might say that the secret ingredient is sod.

speaking of taking the onion as fact: my aunt owns a christian bookstore at which I used to work. I noticed that anti-Harry Potter books started coming in in 2000-2001. The summaries of the Harry Potter stories within the anti books is what made me start reading Harry Potter, but that's neither here nor there. One…

ah, you're right about the cabin. i stand corrected

I've actually never read anything by Stephen King that I've felt had a good ending. Don't know if it's just my imagination outstripping what's on the page, if I just rush to see how it ends or what.

Lots of the rural South is majority black. Stone Mountain may be, too, I'm not sure—I know three people from there, two white, one black. Anyway, I thought it would've been funnier if they had portrayed an Atlanta suburb as a bland, impersonal hellscape rather than as a rednecksploitation locale. It just seems…

Stone Mountain
The show has always strongly implied that Kenneth is from the middle of nowhere, ass backwards Georgia. I seem to remember an episode partially set at his family's cabin at one point? And Stone Mountain is, what, thirty minutes at most from downtown Atlanta? I can't tell if they just didn't check…

Oh, that's Cosmo. He's Chinese.

i've not seen this episode yet as i'm a member of the plebian, non-direcTV masses, but given this show's track record I feel pretty safe in saying that JD probably won't be a one-note dick all season.

pam was
really fucking annoying in this episode. i can understand being upset, but you've hit the nail on the head, she threw a hissy fit. found it alot more grating than humorous.

Jim Jimmerson, I second your excitement about Loretta Lynn a-comin' up. I've been a-hopin' for that since this project got a-goin'.

Neat little rural threadjacking going here. I'm from London, KY, not quite eastern Kentucky yet, but getting there (one county north of SEKY up there). I live in Lexington, KY now. Good to see that some local folks are AV Club readers, too.

don't call it that.

maurice
looks like james lipton. i can almost hear him saying "enjoy the chlamydia, lucille!"

i hear polanski makes love like a chinaman

You're a loose cannon, Rizzo! NOT ANOTHER WORD, MCQUEEN! Goddamnit, if you two pull another stunt like that, I'LL HAVE YOUR BADGES!