Touch a button, things happen. A scientist becomes a beast.

I'm actually pretty happy I didn't find Roseanne's loose meat.

I believe Mocha Mix is a brand of non-dairy coffee creamer, not a chocolate treat.

Science!

Are you purposely trying to make a murder baby?

1. Lord loves a workin' man
2. Don't trust whitey
3. See a doctor and get rid of it.

I guess some people can only handle so many stories about Hipster's family.

I dunno, I find all these puns to be rather toothless.

Ka-ka-ka-yeah!

Just keep right on walking…

Man, that Doobie Brothers song just became super dark.

The only episode of Webster I remember is the one where Webster got a chemistry set and ended up burning down his apartment. For some reason, that episode creeped me out more than this Diff'rent Strokes one did, probably because I knew that there was no way Arthur Carlson was really gonna hurt any kids.

Just discovered them a few years ago myself. God damn they've made some amazing music over the years. I'm still sad that I didn't know of them in time to sell a kidney and go to the  21x21 shows they did in England, where they played each of their albums in their entirety over several nights.

I just recently found out that Denise Richards was one of the chipmunk voices on Chipmunk Punk. Which means I spent part of my formative years listening to Denise Richards singing new wave songs in a chipmunk voice. Explains a lot, really.

I predict they will stick to playing in cool places.

"This is England, this is a white country, we don’t want any black wogs
and coons living here. We need to make clear to them they are not
welcome. England is for white people, man. We are a white country." - Eric Clapton

They all want cake.

Don't forget throats impaled by pitchforks.

This is because Pittsburgh is where the Videodrome signals are originating from. See you in Pittsburgh… long live the new flesh!