And so it was said in the New Testament: Thou shall shit your pants.

I guess it's cool now to yell your name (via third person dialogue) and do a idiotic gesture now.

Everyone knows that any shout-out to the Soup will be shown on the Soup.

Below Deck. Good burn, Joel. Good burn.

Sure, S-dog. I guess I gave you a nickname now.

I missed Good Day LA. This gif sums up my feelings well.

I didn't get the MONEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

I'm sure that picture of Paula Deen in a KKK cloak isn't photoshopped at all

Achitechional? What the hell did that guy say?

Storage Genocide: Coming to you soon on the E! Network

That's ok

Dammit, North Carolina. Stop doing whatever you're doing. And stop doing it on Art Mann Presents show

Googling is SUPER hard. Ughhhh

Oh look. The Dumb Horny People Show.

I think we should turn the Zimmerman trial into a national sitcom

Ok. So the Soup liveblog and stuff. If you want to join in… yeah. You should probably join in.

YES I CAN! AND YOU ARE GROUNDED

Welcome to my life.

LANGUAGE, MISTER!

SIMON BAKER!