Farts are poop ghosts.

I really want to agree with you about the podcast. The funeral industry one was really interesting, for example, but sweet GODDAMN I cannot tolerate Adam's laughter when he really starts to crack himself up. It sounds like a cartoon caricature of laughter and it's enough to not only make me stop listening mid-ep but…

I LOVED how Bob threw that back in his face, like Imus was so clearly NOT the correct comparison to make.

I'm a novice home beer brewer and I tried my hand at a batch of ginger beer last year. I used Alton Brown's recipe, replaced the bread yeast with Champagne yeast, and it was good, definitely worth the time and effort for the end result, but I did wish that it had more "heat" from the ginger. Anyone else make their…

Heyman is good, but I'm more interested in Heynongman's oeuvre.

The woman who is now my wife nearly broke up with me early in our relationship when she discovered that I'd combine a can of Campbell's chunky clam chowder with a box of Pasta Roni-brand garlic & olive oil vermicelli into one big bowl and eat that as my one big daily meal. I was in college. Sue me.

My wife sent me out for hella Cook-Out shakes when she was pregnant. I'm a big fan of the banana pudding shake.

My dad was laid off from work when I was in kindergarten, so he was at home when I'd walk back from my half-day morning class to make lunch. My favorite from the era was "Baloney Pizza," which was a slice of bologna as the crust, yellow mustard as the sauce, and a square of American cheese as the, uh, cheese. Dad…

I didn't list the Raiders, 49ers or Giants because winning with them was/is almost too easy, like the Bears in the original Tecmo Bowl.

And you have to play Buffalo twice in the regular season. Miami wasn't exactly a pushover, either.

He can be, and is (sometimes). TSB players had various health and performance attributes that would change. A healthy Bo Jackson could absolutely run out a quarter like that, especially if your human opponent deliberately picked a slow defender. The TSB tackling AI wasn't the best.

That move is also why we'd revise our playbooks to have as many shotgun formations as possible. It only works if your QB is under center.

That a-hole friend was me. My friends and I made a gentlemen's agreement to avoid the move. It's officially banned in the Tecmo Madison tournament rules.

I keep an NES around just for Tecmo Super Bowl. I'm sure I'd get my ass handed to me at one of these contemporary TSB tournaments but DAMN if I couldn't put a hurt on some people with the Buffalo Bills.

I caught the masculine pronoun immediately and thought it was a typo until I clicked on the story and saw that "he" is correct. Good stuff.

Other people's, too, from what I've heard.

In that whole scenario, it's the temperature of the hot tub water you think may be impractical?

If your drone delivers an ice-cold sausage sizzle to you while you're in a hot tub, just dunk your sausage sizzle into your hot tub until it's hot again, dummy!

Injuring baseball pitchers shortly before the most important start of their career.

My wife and I change the words to the "Kristen Schall is a horse" song and sing it to our toddler daughter when we hold her and gallop around the house. Always hilarious for both parents and child.