Fuck you, The Killing (of Already Dead People Reanimated by an Incurable Virus).

I work at an NBC affiliate.  Mockingbird Lane will be booked to air from 8-9pm on Friday, October 26 in place of Whitney and Community.

I work at an NBC affiliate.  Mockingbird Lane will be booked to air from 8-9pm on Friday, October 26 in place of Whitney and Community.

Taken, Too!, but rendered for the credits and movie poster in a hot pink italicized font that looks like shiny twisted balloons.

Taken, Too!, but rendered for the credits and movie poster in a hot pink italicized font that looks like shiny twisted balloons.

I'd like to see Rock of Ages Tom Cruise standing nose-to-nose with Danzig, both of them all puffed up and snarling like they're uncontainable rock gods ready to shred each other to the death, then for an average-sized 7th grader to come into the frame and tower over both of them.

I'd like to see Rock of Ages Tom Cruise standing nose-to-nose with Danzig, both of them all puffed up and snarling like they're uncontainable rock gods ready to shred each other to the death, then for an average-sized 7th grader to come into the frame and tower over both of them.

How can you use the word "festering" in a UHF article and follow it with anything other than "bowl of dog snot?"

How can you use the word "festering" in a UHF article and follow it with anything other than "bowl of dog snot?"

If you change one digit in my phone number, it spells 'CAT-WANK."  My friends use this mnemonic device regularly.

Monkeys don't "do it."

The wedding was for Mr. and Mrs. MacGuffin, obviously.

This song was the soundtrack to the first dance my wife and I had as a married couple.

Poor Gil!  And he was just two payments away from owning his hotplate outright.

Collections of Colonies of Bees Bit My Bottom.

It's Cuyahoga.
Two a's, one o.

It was Schmee. He's my bee.