As a Nationals fan, I will be watching their game against the Phillies and hope they manage to stop sabotaging themselves and win the NL East already. (If the Braves could actually lose a game, that would also be very helpful.)

As a Nationals fan, I will be watching their game against the Phillies and hope they manage to stop sabotaging themselves and win the NL East already. (If the Braves could actually lose a game, that would also be very helpful.)

Ahahaha, oh man. That would be so spectacularly terrible and insane that I'd love to see it. You don't get quite that dramatic of an obvious trainwreck very often.

Ahahaha, oh man. That would be so spectacularly terrible and insane that I'd love to see it. You don't get quite that dramatic of an obvious trainwreck very often.

I accidentally read the 'lawyering' in the title as 'fingering,' and it took me an embarrassingly long time to figure out that that probably wasn't right. …I think it still works, though, really.

I accidentally read the 'lawyering' in the title as 'fingering,' and it took me an embarrassingly long time to figure out that that probably wasn't right. …I think it still works, though, really.

Eeek, yeah, I can't eat any food that's attached to a face.

Eeek, yeah, I can't eat any food that's attached to a face.

Why did it have to be snakes?

Why did it have to be snakes?

Today's Nationals-Phillies game could end up being entertaining in the bad way. If the Phillies don't end up hitting Jayson Werth with the first pitch after this whole weird scene, I'll be pretty surprised.

Today's Nationals-Phillies game could end up being entertaining in the bad way. If the Phillies don't end up hitting Jayson Werth with the first pitch after this whole weird scene, I'll be pretty surprised.

Your description is really excellently cinematic.

Your description is really excellently cinematic.

Eating it was definitely not one of my better decisions. No description can quite get at how foul that stuff is.

Eating it was definitely not one of my better decisions. No description can quite get at how foul that stuff is.

@avclub-752c325f9cae94bbbd34b6b4b697fe2f:disqus They do, and those were excellent hot dogs. The most famous stand there advertises that Bill Clinton once ate there; an eating tour of 'places Clinton ate' would be a pretty entertaining travel book, I'd bet.

@avclub-752c325f9cae94bbbd34b6b4b697fe2f:disqus They do, and those were excellent hot dogs. The most famous stand there advertises that Bill Clinton once ate there; an eating tour of 'places Clinton ate' would be a pretty entertaining travel book, I'd bet.

That sounds like it'd be pretty unsettling!

That sounds like it'd be pretty unsettling!