What's his mom's name again?

Wigs are hot.

Without adding "…behind the dumpster, where we left him."

They had a time limit to keep. They can't wait 45 seconds for the audience to get over every joke.

Chang standing there with his mouth open had me almost falling off the couch.

Or get off those speed pills that let him write reviews so fast.

You might enjoy it later though, after one of your moodswings.

If anyone else is doing that thing where they're commenting on shows as they're going HOLY SHIT THAT WAS CHAMPION IN THE DOG PILE.

Troy's jacket reminded me of Brad Pitt in Se7en quite a bit.

In my pants.

"Siri, let's get tomato soup delivered!"

Suck it, "Soft Kitty"!

At least your head didn't explode.

Something about withdrawing…it means to retract your argument but also your penis during sex…

Sweet Deans, El Star Prince.

His name was Alex Osbourne. His name was Alex Osbourne.

"And she's addicted to spanking."

You've completed the circle.

I never watched the West Wing, and reading all these things about that character baffled my mind.

Snap.