When they brought down Pierce's pillow warrior there really need to be a "Chang in the armor" line.

Is it time for….

Both are whiny.
Both make attitude switches seemingly at random.
Both are so bad at cars they crashed them while driving regularly.

Every Bison dollar will be worth 5 British pounds!

I heard Betty went into a restaurant and ate everything in the restaurant and they had to close the restaurant.

At least we saved Garrett.

First girl to die was the Coquettish haberdasher.

Why did I look for love….in a bottle…

Smokey Bear.

They've never had to feel Zack's pain when Becky died in his arms!

I keep watching that show and I keep wondering when they're going to actually make a joke.

According to a friend of mine, a lot of middle schools in Florida have full-blown coffee / cappuccino machines.

Teach me your ways.

What's your team name?

You would be to, if you had to try to act while simultaneously trying to not notice Sofia Vergara's huge cans.

Accounts.

Or remarking about how they come before hoes.

ALBERT BROOKS!

He said his mother moved them to coal country. Maybe they lost track of him?

And so, Sally can wait,
She knows it's too late as we're walking on by.