Kind of like how Mikael Blomkvist is a contrived joke of what Stieg Larsson wishes he was like in real life.

I've heard various opinions of that movie, but this is the first time I've ever seen a group raise their monocles in unison and go "F'MEH!"

That's was my idea for Baldwin's mayoral campaign.

Roll 'em up!

Minneapolis: Where we just make the pizza and shut the fuck up about it.

Are we at some sort of golden point of cynicism where everyone hates the Dark Knight now?

I didn't read the title of the episode beforehand, and when I realized they were doing a Dark Knight parody, I loved the episode a buncha-buncha-cruncha.

Noone has acknowledged one of the better gags in Jim's setup, that it says to find someone at "The Alcohol Club".

I know she was my second to last choice after Ray Romano.

She's the Silence.

Thank you.

The only acknowledgment I ever remember of them was when one of them alerted Pam that Dwight was eating the candy bar Angela gave him.

How do we know they're even a documentary crew?

You win.

So much for "purification week".

Who wants cookies?

The other problem with "shiksa appeal" was that I grew up in Minnesota and had no idea what they were talking about.

"This time, I'm keeping it.

MOVE YOUR CRAP I'M COMING IN!

Bears. Ditka. Sausage.