i've gone as far as i can with "george costanza"

and no mention of paul ryan on wishbone's fountainhead episode? typical

and no mention of paul ryan on wishbone's fountainhead episode? typical

gaelic names make great scrabble hands

gaelic names make great scrabble hands

consensually?

consensually?

malarkey

malarkey

so…. we're not getting that frisbee back?

so…. we're not getting that frisbee back?

considering he's a writer who's written that he doesn't like reading books he's basically the last person who should be calling anybody out on empty narcissism

considering he's a writer who's written that he doesn't like reading books he's basically the last person who should be calling anybody out on empty narcissism

are you kidding dude? supreme clientele is joycean as fuck — allusive, peripatetic, riddled with dreams of food and sex, wrangling with the archaeology of language, giddily obscene

are you kidding dude? supreme clientele is joycean as fuck — allusive, peripatetic, riddled with dreams of food and sex, wrangling with the archaeology of language, giddily obscene

i almos wanted to say classic ghostface but classic ghost is obvi joyce with a dash of proust

i almos wanted to say classic ghostface but classic ghost is obvi joyce with a dash of proust

charlatanry is a completely irrelevant paradigm to evaluating fiction, homie

charlatanry is a completely irrelevant paradigm to evaluating fiction, homie

girl with curious hair is a pretty cool, non-exhausting short story collection — the one about lyndon johnson is awesome, and the one about a lady going on letterman, and the one where he does better bret easton ellis than bret easton ellis